HEY! HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?

I guess my digital booby traps need replacing again. Sigh.

Well... hi. I'm Chachi, also known as groovyboots. Since you evaded my traps, I might as well make you a cup of tea.

CHOOSE WISELY.

Chai with milk and honey :)

Strawberry green tea with sugar :)

Venti brown sugar iced shaken espresso with oat milk and an extra shot of espresso, extra whip, 3 pumps vanilla, 1 and a half pumps hazelnut, an entire packet of jelly donut flavoured oreos, Jeff Bezos, and four candied hairs from the eyebrows of an infant koala. Actually, make that a grande, but put it in a venti cup. Also fuck you.

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"BEHOLD: The Box" 2024 Silent Film

1970s cult initiation video

What's going on in my brain at all times

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