I guess my digital booby traps need replacing again. Sigh.
Well... hi. I'm Chachi, also known as groovyboots. Since you evaded my traps, I might as well make you a cup of tea.
CHOOSE WISELY.
Chai with milk and honey :)
Strawberry green tea with sugar :)
Venti brown sugar iced shaken espresso with oat milk and an extra shot of espresso, extra whip, 3 pumps vanilla, 1 and a half pumps hazelnut, an entire packet of jelly donut flavoured oreos, Jeff Bezos, and four candied hairs from the eyebrows of an infant koala. Actually, make that a grande, but put it in a venti cup. Also fuck you.